How’s it going my friends, my lovers of life and you couples that are very active in the lovemaking and develop a hunger, yes you are the one I am talking to. You get up and are hungry yes? Yes! Call me, the chef of all lovers, of all persuasions, I serve all couples in love. Straight couples, Gay couples, any couples…because my job is to serve you good comforting foods in your own home yes. Maybe some eggs? How about some Eggs Benedict? 2 poached eggs, Canadian bacon over buttered and pan toasted English muffins, and a homemade Hollandaise sauce, rich yes, for lovers it is what you need after a night of well…physical love making yes? Yes. Your zest for love and life is second to none, and my friends, I am the Lover’s Chef, second to none. Look and see if this don’t make you drooooooool! 🙂
Or maybe you are an Over Easy person, you love to wake up after a night of love making, … over easy? Yes my friends, over easy is good. Yes I love to cook breakfast, love it… over easy is awesome with any kind of protein, you request it, and I’ll cook it yes? Yes!
Maybe you love vegetarian? Can do my friends of love, yes, maybe a Chinese style Green Onion Omelet? Yes, with a hint of soy sauce, sesame oil, it is light, yet filling if you add in some meat, maybe a nice chorizo, or Italian sausage, possibly Portuguese sausage my favorite being born on Maui, that is what you may call…”Da Bomb?” Yes, da bomb my friends.
If you need a personal chef to cook for you and your lover one morning, email me, and we can …enjoy a morning of good food and company yes? Yes! Cost? It all depends, contact me, you will not be disappointed my friends, never, I promise.
Chef Ron: firstname.lastname@example.org